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215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, CA 2680 S La Cadena Dr (909) 824-1215
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Kitchen
42/100

Complete shutdown—nothing works here.

215 Gentlemen's Club is a total loss across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Don't go.

How this is scored
40/100

Dump with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a disaster. Zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location doesn't help, parking doesn't exist, capacity means nothing when the space is this bad. It's a hollow box.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 40/100

The room

Dump with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a disaster. Zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location doesn't help, parking doesn't exist, capacity means nothing when the space is this bad. It's a hollow box.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 3.0
47/100

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Nobody here gives a damn. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all flatlined. The place feels hostile and neglected. You'll feel unwelcome the second you walk in.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 47/100

The hospitality

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Nobody here gives a damn. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all flatlined. The place feels hostile and neglected. You'll feel unwelcome the second you walk in.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.0
43/100

Overpriced garbage, skip the bar entirely.

Everything is overpriced and terrible. Food quality, drink quality, bottle selection, pricing—all bottom-tier. Even the cigar and hookah program is nonexistent. Eat before you come, drink elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 43/100

The kitchen

Overpriced garbage, skip the bar entirely.

Everything is overpriced and terrible. Food quality, drink quality, bottle selection, pricing—all bottom-tier. Even the cigar and hookah program is nonexistent. Eat before you come, drink elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.4
  • Value 5.0
38/100

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero appearance standards, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The talent quality and dance value don't exist. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there. Save your money.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 38/100

The floor

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero appearance standards, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The talent quality and dance value don't exist. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there. Save your money.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 2.8
  • VIP value 2.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 42/100

How scoring works

Complete shutdown—nothing works here.

215 Gentlemen's Club is a total loss across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 40
  • Service 47
  • Food 43
  • Performers 38
  • Value 42
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39 reviews
70/100 SW score
Small but does the job Been here a few times when other spots are dead. Yeah it's tiny and gets packed quick, but the girls are friendly and prices aren't crazy. No booze obviously but that keeps the cover reasonable most nights.
50/100 SW score
Cramped bachelor party Brought the guys here last weekend and we could barely find seats together. The curtain areas aren't really private at all - you can hear everything from the next booth. Dancers were cool but the whole place feels like someone's garage.
40/100 SW score
Not what I expected My buddy said this was a good spot but honestly felt pretty sketchy. The atmosphere is basically nonexistent and it's way too small when more than like 10 people show up. Maybe catch it on a slow night if you're curious.
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