69 Cattle Company

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Lacking in luxury, but a decent space.

The room has a decent atmosphere and a good capacity, but is marred by a poor location and lack of luxury. The amenities are average, and the parking situation is terrible. If you can overlook these issues, it's a decent space to hang out.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect a lack of respect and poor door service.

Don't expect much from the door service or respect from the staff. The bar service is also subpar, and the speed of service is slow. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced and mediocre eats.

The food quality is mediocre, and the prices are outrageous. The drink prices are somewhat reasonable, but the bottle service is a joke. If you're hungry, it's better to eat elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but unimpressive overall experience.

The talented dancers are the highlight of the club, but the overall experience is brought down by poor service and a lackluster atmosphere. If you're a fan of good dance performances, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a subpar experience otherwise.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Overall, a disappointing experience.

The 69 Cattle Company falls short in most areas, with low scores for service and performers. While the property has some redeeming qualities, it's not enough to elevate the overall experience. Unless you're a fan of subpar service, it's best to look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.