Acropolis

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming decor, cramped space, and mediocre amenities.

The property is cramped and lacks any real luxury or amenities. You'll find a small space with mediocre decor, but don't expect to be impressed. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Slow service, lackluster respect, and decent safety.

Service is slow and the staff doesn't seem to care. While they're generally safe and respectful, they're not exactly going out of their way to make you feel welcome. Unless you're a regular, don't expect to be treated like royalty.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks, mediocre food quality, and a limited selection.

The drinks are overpriced and the food quality is mediocre at best. The selection is limited and you won't find anything that stands out. If you do decide to eat, be prepared for a hefty bill and a lackluster meal.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Great interaction, but poor talent quality and unimpressive appearance.

The performers at Acropolis are a mixed bag. Some of the dancers are great and interact well with the crowd, but the talent quality is generally poor. If you're looking for a good show, stick to the top performers and avoid the newcomers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience, from the decor to the service.

Acropolis feels like a club that's trying to be something it's not. From the dimly lit decor to the slow service, every aspect of the club feels underwhelming. Unless you're specifically looking for a cheap drink and a decent dance, there are better options in Portland.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.