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Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL 3940 W Lawrence Ave 773-478-8111
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Closed Opens 17:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 17:00 - 06:00 TODAY
TUE 17:00 - 06:00
WED 17:00 - 06:00
THU 17:00 - 06:00
FRI 17:00 - 06:00
SAT 17:00 - 06:00
SUN 17:00 - 06:00
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3940 W Lawrence Ave
Chicago, IL 773-478-8111 admiralx.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.2
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 4.9
  • Interaction 4.9
  • Professionalism 6.8
  • VIP value 4.9
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Great spot for a bachelor party Took my crew here for my last night out and it was solid. The atmosphere is actually upscale without feeling stuffy, and the bartenders kept drinks flowing at three bucks a pop. The stage setup is intimate—dancers get right in your face, which my buddies loved. Security walked us to our cars at the end, which was a nice touch.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good value, but not every visit lands I've been here a handful of times and it's hit or miss depending on the night. The venue itself is clean and well-run, professionalism is there. Drinks are genuinely cheap for what looks like an upscale place. Problem is the talent rotation can be thin on slower nights, and the small stage doesn't always work in your favor if you're not front and center.
80/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Surprised by how respectful it felt Wasn't sure what to expect walking in, but Admiral Theatre actually felt classy and well-maintained. The staff treated us like guests, not just wallets. Lap dances at twenty bucks were reasonable, and I appreciated that you can bring your own drinks if you want—nice flexibility. Not my usual scene, but I'd come back.
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