Adult Emporium

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped and dingy.

The room is cramped and dingy, with a weird layout that makes you feel like you're in a bad motel room. The only thing going for it is the decent location, but that's not enough to make up for the lack of amenities.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Inattentive and unfriendly.

The door staff is unfriendly and unhelpful, and the bartenders seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. The speed of service is glacial, and the respect you get from the staff is nonexistent.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Awful food at rip-off prices.

The food at the Adult Emporium is a catastrophe. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is abysmal. Even the drinks are overpriced and poorly made.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but awkward interactions.

The dancers are actually pretty talented, but the awkward interactions with the audience make it hard to enjoy the show. The VIP experience is a total rip-off, and the dance value is pretty low unless you're into really basic moves.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disaster.

The Adult Emporium is a complete letdown from top to bottom. It's a small, dirty space with little to offer. If you're looking for a fun night out, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.