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All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL 7949 47th St 708-442-8600
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 03:00
TUE 12:00 - 03:00
WED 12:00 - 03:00
THU 12:00 - 03:00 TODAY
FRI 12:00 - 03:00
SAT 12:00 - 03:00
SUN 15:00 - 03:00
On tap
Kitchen
39/100

All-around forgettable.

Overall, the club falls short in multiple areas, making it a forgettable experience. While the staff is friendly, the slow service and lackluster food and drinks hold it back. If you're looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink, you might find it tolerable, but don't expect much more.

How this is scored
35/100

More like a dive bar than a hangout spot.

The club's ambiance is lacking, with a dingy atmosphere and cramped space. The location is also a bit of a letdown, with limited parking options and a sketchy neighborhood. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this is not the place.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 35/100

The room

More like a dive bar than a hangout spot.

The club's ambiance is lacking, with a dingy atmosphere and cramped space. The location is also a bit of a letdown, with limited parking options and a sketchy neighborhood. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this is not the place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 1.4
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 1.0
44/100

Friendly staff, but speed is a major issue.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the slow service can be frustrating. The door staff is particularly attentive, but the bar service can be slow to respond. If you're looking for a spot with great service, you might want to look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 44/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but speed is a major issue.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the slow service can be frustrating. The door staff is particularly attentive, but the bar service can be slow to respond. If you're looking for a spot with great service, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
40/100

Don't expect great food, but drinks are passable.

The food at the club is a major letdown, with low-quality options and overpriced drinks. The prices for bottles and cigars are also steep. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, you're better off going elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 40/100

The kitchen

Don't expect great food, but drinks are passable.

The food at the club is a major letdown, with low-quality options and overpriced drinks. The prices for bottles and cigars are also steep. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, you're better off going elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
34/100

Talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at the club are talented and engaging, but the professionalism is lacking. The VIP experience is also underwhelming, with little value for the price. If you're looking for a spot with great performers, you might want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 34/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at the club are talented and engaging, but the professionalism is lacking. The VIP experience is also underwhelming, with little value for the price. If you're looking for a spot with great performers, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.4
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 39/100

How scoring works

All-around forgettable.

Overall, the club falls short in multiple areas, making it a forgettable experience. While the staff is friendly, the slow service and lackluster food and drinks hold it back. If you're looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink, you might find it tolerable, but don't expect much more.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 35
  • Service 44
  • Food 40
  • Performers 34
  • Value 46
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Brews and Babes I rolled in with my crew on a Saturday night, and we were all stoked to find a spot that didn't break the bank. Their dive bar vibe had us feeling right at home, and the security guards kept us safe from any trouble. The drinks were reasonably priced, and we got our money's worth from the private dances.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been coming to All Star Bar & Grill for a while now, and it's a solid spot for a night out. The dancers are hit-or-miss, but when they're on, they're on. The only downside is the location – it's in an industrial area, so be careful walking in and out. Prices are decent, but I wish they had more VIP options.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I'm not one to go to strip clubs often, but a friend convinced me to check out All Star Bar & Grill. Unfortunately, it didn't live up to my expectations. The atmosphere was nice, but the security presence made me feel a bit uneasy. The dancers were lacking in skill and enthusiasm, and the lack of luxury amenities was a major letdown.
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