Al's Diamond Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy room with no luxury.

The property itself is a letdown, with a cramped and dingy room that offers little in the way of luxury or amenities. The location is okay, but the parking situation is a nightmare. If you're looking for a high-end atmosphere, this is not the place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude door staff, slow service, and a safety concern.

The service at Al's Diamond Cabaret is abysmal. The door staff are rude and unfriendly, the bar service is slow, and there's a safety concern or two. If you value being treated with respect, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Inexpensive drinks and mediocre food quality.

The food and drink options at Al's Diamond Cabaret are a mixed bag. The drinks are inexpensive, but the quality is mediocre at best. If you're looking for a good meal or a top-shelf cocktail, this is not the place.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unimpressive dancers with little interaction.

The performers at Al's Diamond Cabaret are unimpressive, with little interaction and a lack of talent. If you're looking for a high-energy show, you'll be disappointed. However, if you're just looking for a low-key experience, you might find something passable.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Terrible experience from start to finish.

Al's Diamond Cabaret is a complete disappointment. The club's low scores across the board reflect a lack of attention to detail and a general air of neglect. If you're looking for a high-end experience, stay far away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.