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Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, MI 3215 King Hwy 269-344-2162
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Closed Opens 11:30 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:30 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 11:30 - 02:00
WED 11:30 - 02:00
THU 11:30 - 02:00
FRI 11:30 - 02:00
SAT 15:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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3215 King Hwy
Kalamazoo, MI 269-344-2162 angelskzoo.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 3.5
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 2.6
  • Cleanliness 3.5
  • Value 8.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 9.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 8.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 3.5
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
regular
Great value if you don't mind the edge Caught a Wednesday night for the steaks and stayed for a few dances. The $7.99 steak special is legit—cooked right and a steal at that price. Drinks are cheap too, which matters when you're running a tab. The dancers were friendly and kept things moving. Only thing that bugged me was the security seemed a bit overzealous, but if you're just here to have fun and spend smart, it's solid.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimeAlex
first-timer
Cheap drinks, weird management vibes Went with some friends and the affordability is real—$5 drinks and $20 private dances. But the whole place felt off. Staff didn't seem that interested in making us feel welcome, and there was this weird tension with management that killed the mood. The building looks fine from outside, but inside it's rough around the edges. Could be a decent spot if they fixed their act, but right now it's not worth the drive out there.
70/100 SW score
LocalDave
local
Food's worth it, everything else is a gamble Been a few times for the Wednesday steaks and they never disappoint—best deal in town for that quality. Drinks are reasonably priced too. But man, the respect level here is low. Security's been sketchy on my visits, and I've heard stories about management being straight-up rude to customers. It's like they don't care if you come back. If you're just stopping by for a meal and a quick drink, fine. Beyond that, there are better options.
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