Annie's Saloon

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dive than a saloon.

The property is the biggest letdown. With a luxury score of just 1, you won't find any opulent decor or high-end amenities. Instead, you'll be treated to a cramped, no-frills space that feels more like a college dorm than a saloon.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Friendly staff, but speed is a major issue.

The staff at Annie's is friendly and welcoming, but their slow door service and bar service will leave you waiting. With a speed score of just 1, you'll be lucky to get your drinks or food in a timely manner. Unless you enjoy waiting, stick with the basics.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the food or drinks.

The food and drinks at Annie's are a total miss. With a food quality score of 1, you can expect bland, overpriced meals that are only worth it if you're desperate. Add in the high drink prices and you'll be better off sticking to the bar.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but professionalism needs work.

The performers at Annie's are talented and engaging, with a talent quality score of 5.1. However, their professionalism leaves much to be desired, with a score of just 1. If you're looking for a fun, lighthearted experience, you'll love the dancers, but be prepared for some amateur hour antics.

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Underwhelming experience across the board.

Overall, Annie's falls short in every department. From the cramped rooms to the slow service, you'll feel like you're in a budget-friendly dive. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the performers, there's little to love here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.