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Anthony's

South Hadley, MA 500 New Ludlow Rd 413-539-9990
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 01:00
TUE 12:00 - 01:00
WED 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 01:00
FRI 12:00 - 01:00
SAT 12:00 - 01:00
SUN 12:00 - 01:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
41/100

Not worth the trip

Anthony's feels like a letdown, with low scores across the board, so it's best for those with low expectations. The poor service and performer quality make it a hard sell, so avoid if you're looking for a great experience.

How this is scored
54/100

Parking is great

The room has some high points, like ample parking and decent amenities, but the atmosphere and luxury feel lacking, so it's a mixed bag. Fans of no-frills venues might appreciate the practicality, but others may find it underwhelming.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 54/100

The room

Parking is great

The room has some high points, like ample parking and decent amenities, but the atmosphere and luxury feel lacking, so it's a mixed bag. Fans of no-frills venues might appreciate the practicality, but others may find it underwhelming.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.3
36/100

Slow and rude

The hospitality is a major weak point, with slow door and bar service, and a general lack of respect and safety, making it a frustrating experience. So, be prepared for long waits and subpar treatment, and maybe consider elsewhere for a more welcoming vibe.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 36/100

The hospitality

Slow and rude

The hospitality is a major weak point, with slow door and bar service, and a general lack of respect and safety, making it a frustrating experience. So, be prepared for long waits and subpar treatment, and maybe consider elsewhere for a more welcoming vibe.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.0
  • Bar service 4.0
  • Speed 3.0
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 3.0
  • Value 4.3
40/100

No food available

The kitchen is nonexistent, and the drink prices are steep, so don't come hungry or thirsty, and be prepared for limited options. This is a major drawback, so if you need a full dining experience, look elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 40/100

The kitchen

No food available

The kitchen is nonexistent, and the drink prices are steep, so don't come hungry or thirsty, and be prepared for limited options. This is a major drawback, so if you need a full dining experience, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 4.3
36/100

Dancers are subpar

The talent is subpar, with low scores for quality, appearance, and interaction, but the VIP and dance value are somewhat better, so it's a trade-off. If you're looking for a high-end performer experience, you'll be disappointed, but if you just want a decent dance, you might find something to like.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 36/100

The floor

Dancers are subpar

The talent is subpar, with low scores for quality, appearance, and interaction, but the VIP and dance value are somewhat better, so it's a trade-off. If you're looking for a high-end performer experience, you'll be disappointed, but if you just want a decent dance, you might find something to like.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 3.0
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 3.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 41/100

How scoring works

Not worth the trip

Anthony's feels like a letdown, with low scores across the board, so it's best for those with low expectations. The poor service and performer quality make it a hard sell, so avoid if you're looking for a great experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 54
  • Service 36
  • Food 40
  • Performers 36
  • Value 44
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225 reviews
70/100 SW score
Easy parking, decent spot Been coming here for years and it's reliable if not fancy. Parking is never an issue which beats driving around downtown. The atmosphere feels pretty dated but the dancers are hit or miss - some nights are better than others.
50/100 SW score
Mixed bag for our group Came here for my buddy's bachelor party last weekend. Good thing parking was easy because we had a big group. The place felt run down and service was painfully slow - took forever to get drinks. Some of the guys had fun but honestly expected more.
40/100 SW score
Not impressed My first time at a strip club and this probably wasn't the best choice. The whole place felt grimy and the bartender seemed annoyed we were there. At least parking was free and easy to find.
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