Aragon Bar

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no amenities, nowhere to park, no privacy.

Every sub-metric here is a disaster: atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all hit zero. The room is dingy, the location is bad, parking doesn't exist, and there's no privacy. This isn't a club; it's a liability.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care. Slow, disrespectful, dirty, and unsafe.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all abysmal. Staff either isn't there or doesn't care. You'll feel unsafe and disrespected the moment you walk in. Expect nothing.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and food nobody should eat.

Drink prices, bottle prices, and food prices are all inflated for garbage quality. The drinks taste bad, the food is worse, and there's no cigar or hookah service. You're paying premium for bottom-shelf everything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all zero. The women on stage have no skill, no polish, and no interest in being there. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Don't bother. Aragon Bar is a complete waste of time.

Aragon Bar scores zero across the board—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all bottom out. The door staff, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are nonexistent. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.