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Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL 1897 E Lincoln Hwy (708) 753-0363
Closed Opens 15:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 15:00 - 04:00
WED 15:00 - 04:00
THU 15:00 - 04:00 TODAY
FRI 15:00 - 06:00
SAT 19:00 - 06:00
SUN 20:00 - 04:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
Parking
WiFi
64/100

Atlantis is a middle-of-the-road strip club experience.

Atlantis is a solid, if unremarkable, strip club. It's not going to blow your mind, but it won't disappoint either. If you're in the area and looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink and catch a show, it's a decent choice.

How this is scored
66/100

The room's a mixed bag, with some nice touches.

The room at Atlantis has some nice touches, like a comfortable atmosphere and good cleanliness. However, the location is a bit rough, and the parking situation is a hassle. It's not the most luxurious experience, but it's not bad either.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 66/100

The room

The room's a mixed bag, with some nice touches.

The room at Atlantis has some nice touches, like a comfortable atmosphere and good cleanliness. However, the location is a bit rough, and the parking situation is a hassle. It's not the most luxurious experience, but it's not bad either.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 1.0
65/100

The staff is friendly, but not overly attentive.

The staff at Atlantis is friendly and welcoming, but they're not always on top of things. The door service and bar service are solid, but the speed of service can be a bit slow at times. Overall, it's a pleasant experience, but don't expect to be blown away.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 65/100

The hospitality

The staff is friendly, but not overly attentive.

The staff at Atlantis is friendly and welcoming, but they're not always on top of things. The door service and bar service are solid, but the speed of service can be a bit slow at times. Overall, it's a pleasant experience, but don't expect to be blown away.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 7.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 5.1
61/100

The kitchen's a disappointment, but the drinks are fine.

Unfortunately, the kitchen at Atlantis is a bit of a letdown. The food quality is just okay, and the prices are a bit steep. However, the drinks are fine, and the bartenders are friendly. If you're looking for a quick bite to eat, you're better off going elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 61/100

The kitchen

The kitchen's a disappointment, but the drinks are fine.

Unfortunately, the kitchen at Atlantis is a bit of a letdown. The food quality is just okay, and the prices are a bit steep. However, the drinks are fine, and the bartenders are friendly. If you're looking for a quick bite to eat, you're better off going elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 7.0
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
64/100

The dancers are decent, but not particularly memorable.

The dancers at Atlantis are decent, but they're not particularly memorable. They do a good job of interacting with the crowd, but their talent is just okay. If you're looking for a show that's going to blow your mind, you might want to keep looking. However, if you just want to grab a drink and catch a quick show, Atlantis is a decent choice.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 64/100

The floor

The dancers are decent, but not particularly memorable.

The dancers at Atlantis are decent, but they're not particularly memorable. They do a good job of interacting with the crowd, but their talent is just okay. If you're looking for a show that's going to blow your mind, you might want to keep looking. However, if you just want to grab a drink and catch a quick show, Atlantis is a decent choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 7.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 7.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 64/100

How scoring works

Atlantis is a middle-of-the-road strip club experience.

Atlantis is a solid, if unremarkable, strip club. It's not going to blow your mind, but it won't disappoint either. If you're in the area and looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink and catch a show, it's a decent choice.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 66
  • Service 65
  • Food 61
  • Performers 64
  • Value 57
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Perfection! We rented out the VIP room and had an absolute blast. The dancers were incredible, the drinks were cold, and the atmosphere was top-notch. Only complaint was the $10 parking fee, but it was worth it.
70/100 SW score
A Solid Night Out I stopped by with some friends on a Friday night. The atmosphere was great, and the staff was friendly. Drinks were reasonably priced, but the VIP rooms were a bit pricey. Overall, a solid night out, but not worth breaking the bank.
50/100 SW score
Not Worth the Hype I visited with some coworkers thinking it would be a unique experience, but the cleanliness and respect from the staff were subpar. The dancers were okay, but not worth the $20+ per dance. The mandatory parking fee was also a major turnoff.
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