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Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL 1897 E Lincoln Hwy (708) 753-0363
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Closed Opens 15:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 15:00 - 04:00
WED 15:00 - 04:00
THU 15:00 - 04:00
FRI 15:00 - 06:00
SAT 19:00 - 06:00
SUN 20:00 - 04:00
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1897 E Lincoln Hwy
Ford Heights, IL (708) 753-0363 atlantischicago.com
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 5.0
  • Luxury 3.0
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 7.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 4.0
  • Speed 2.0
  • Respect 2.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 4.2
  • Value 2.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 3.5
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 3.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 7.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 2.0
  • Professionalism 2.0
  • VIP value 3.0
  • Dance value 2.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
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70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Pretty girls, slow service Went for a bachelor party and the dancers look incredible—seriously some of the best-looking women I've seen at a club. But man, the wait times are brutal. We dropped money and had to hang around nearly 2 hours before anything happened. The valet parking fee added up quick too.
40/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Not worth the hype or the price Atlantis markets itself as upscale, but it doesn't deliver. Ordered Buchanas and got well whiskey instead. Dancers were pretty but seemed checked out—forgot about my lap dance request halfway through. The overall_value just isn't there for what they charge.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Eye candy, but that's about it The girls are gorgeous and the place looks nice enough, but the experience fell flat. My dancer basically ignored me after I paid, and the bartender mixed my drink wrong. For a club that claims sophistication, the staff doesn't seem to care much.
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