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Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ 2548 N 7th St 602-254-0811
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:00 - 02:00
TUE 11:00 - 02:00
WED 11:00 - 02:00
THU 11:00 - 02:00 TODAY
FRI 11:00 - 02:00
SAT 11:00 - 02:00
SUN 11:00 - 02:00
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WiFi
56/100

Solid neighborhood spot with great value and decent dancers.

Bandaids is a straightforward, unpretentious club that delivers on value—drinks and dances are priced to move, and the floor has enough energy to justify a visit. The real appeal is affordability and no-nonsense fun; don't come expecting luxury or top-tier talent. It's the kind of place where you get what you pay for, and the math works out.

How this is scored
54/100

Decent space with good parking, modest vibe and amenities.

The room is functional and reasonably laid out with solid parking and decent capacity for the neighborhood. Atmosphere is casual, not fancy—think relaxed rather than refined—with adequate amenities and privacy for a mid-tier club. It's comfortable enough for a regular night out, just don't expect upscale touches.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 54/100

The room

Decent space with good parking, modest vibe and amenities.

The room is functional and reasonably laid out with solid parking and decent capacity for the neighborhood. Atmosphere is casual, not fancy—think relaxed rather than refined—with adequate amenities and privacy for a mid-tier club. It's comfortable enough for a regular night out, just don't expect upscale touches.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 4.0
55/100

Friendly enough, but inconsistent—some rough edges on cleanliness.

Staff are respectful and door service is present, but bar speed and cleanliness are inconsistent; you'll notice some rough spots. Safety is fine, and the crew isn't rude, but they're not going out of their way either. Expect solid baseline service, not attentive hospitality.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 55/100

The hospitality

Friendly enough, but inconsistent—some rough edges on cleanliness.

Staff are respectful and door service is present, but bar speed and cleanliness are inconsistent; you'll notice some rough spots. Safety is fine, and the crew isn't rude, but they're not going out of their way either. Expect solid baseline service, not attentive hospitality.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 8.0
68/100

Cheap drinks and bottles; skip the kitchen entirely.

Drinks and bottles are genuinely well-priced—among the best value on the platform—making this a budget-friendly spot for a long night. Food quality and pricing are both poor, so treat the kitchen as a non-factor. Come for the drinks, not the kitchen.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 68/100

The kitchen

Cheap drinks and bottles; skip the kitchen entirely.

Drinks and bottles are genuinely well-priced—among the best value on the platform—making this a budget-friendly spot for a long night. Food quality and pricing are both poor, so treat the kitchen as a non-factor. Come for the drinks, not the kitchen.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 8.0
52/100

Average talent and polish, but worth the price.

Dancers are average in talent and appearance, with modest polish and professionalism, but interaction is friendly and VIP/dance value is fair for the price point. You're not getting elite talent, but the floor is active and the girls are personable. Good enough for a fun night if you're not chasing A-list dancers.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 52/100

The floor

Average talent and polish, but worth the price.

Dancers are average in talent and appearance, with modest polish and professionalism, but interaction is friendly and VIP/dance value is fair for the price point. You're not getting elite talent, but the floor is active and the girls are personable. Good enough for a fun night if you're not chasing A-list dancers.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

Solid neighborhood spot with great value and decent dancers.

Bandaids is a straightforward, unpretentious club that delivers on value—drinks and dances are priced to move, and the floor has enough energy to justify a visit. The real appeal is affordability and no-nonsense fun; don't come expecting luxury or top-tier talent. It's the kind of place where you get what you pay for, and the math works out.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 54
  • Service 55
  • Food 68
  • Performers 52
  • Value 77
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50 reviews
80/100 SW score
Great value spot Perfect dive bar setup with $10 floor dances that actually deliver. Parking was a breeze right out front, and the drinks won't break your wallet either. The back room gets the job done even if it's not fancy.
60/100 SW score
Hit or miss experience Solid prices and easy parking made it convenient, but the bouncer hovering around the VIP booths killed the mood. Some language barriers with dancers but found a few who spoke English well enough.
50/100 SW score
You get what you pay for It's cheap for a reason - feels more like a neighborhood bar than anything upscale. The $20 VIP is affordable but don't expect much privacy with management breathing down your neck.
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