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Closed Strip Club

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Holiday, FL 1406 US-19 727-937-9333
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00
THU 12:00 - 02:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 12:00 - 02:00
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 2.1
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 1.7
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 1.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.7
  • Speed 1.7
  • Respect 1.7
  • Safety 1.4
  • Cleanliness 1.7
  • Value 1.7
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.4
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.4
  • Cigars & hookah 2.1
  • Value 1.7
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 2.1
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.7
  • Professionalism 1.7
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.7
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

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70/100 SW score
Good Spot for the Price, But Don't Expect Much Came here for a buddy's bachelor party last month. The $10 cover and $4 drinks are honestly hard to beat, and the dancers are into it. Only issue is the place feels kinda dead atmosphere-wise—dim lighting, not much energy even when it gets busy. We grabbed a private room but got interrupted twice by other people, which killed the vibe.
50/100 SW score
Used to Be Better, Service Has Tanked I've been going here on and off for a couple years. The bartenders used to actually acknowledge you, but lately they just ignore you until you practically flag them down. My last drink tasted like it was half ice, half whatever was supposed to be in it. For the price, I get it, but they're not even trying anymore.
30/100 SW score
Privacy Issues and Questionable Cleanliness Went for the first time solo and paid for a private dance. Felt like a zoo back there—other dancers kept poking their heads in, customers walking by. Worse, I left feeling uncomfortable about hygiene. Won't be going back. There are better clubs if you're willing to drive.
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