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Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, FL 885 SE 14th St 305-887-1550
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Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 20:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 20:00 - 05:00
WED 20:00 - 05:00
THU 20:00 - 05:00
FRI 20:00 - 05:00
SAT 20:00 - 05:00
SUN 20:00 - 05:00
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885 SE 14th St
Hialeah, FL 305-887-1550 bellascabaret.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 2.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 2.0
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 2.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 2.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor_party
Good drinks, but the math doesn't add up Came for a bachelor party and the bartender Melissa really knew what she was doing—drinks were solid and she kept things moving. But then we got hit with a $25 cover plus a mandatory 2-drink minimum before we even sat down, and the lap dances felt short. Fun night overall, but I left feeling like we got nickel-and-dimed.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent bar, terrible value I've been here a few times because the bartending is actually pretty good, but the pricing is out of control. Thirty-three bucks for chicken wings? That's insane. Mix that with the forced drink minimum and you're bleeding money fast. The place has potential but it's not worth what they're charging.
40/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first_timer
Overpriced and underwhelming Went in expecting a decent night out and walked out frustrated. The stage setup is fine but the talent felt mid, the smoking gets in your face, and everything costs way more than it should. Even the manager seemed annoyed we were there. Probably won't be back.
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