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Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, NJ 520 NJ-73 (856) 767-6003
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Closed Opens 09:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 09:00 - 00:00 TODAY
TUE 09:00 - 00:00
WED 09:00 - 00:00
THU 09:00 - 00:00
FRI 09:00 - 00:00
SAT 09:00 - 00:00
SUN 12:00 - 00:00
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520 NJ-73
Berlin Township, NJ (856) 767-6003 theberlinnewsagency.com
46/100

A total snooze fest in every way.

The Berlin News Agency is a comprehensive disappointment. From the drab atmosphere to the subpar food, every aspect falls short. If you're looking for a truly memorable experience, look elsewhere.

How this is scored
62/100

Underwhelming experience in a forgettable space.

The room's low scores are due to its unremarkable atmosphere and lackluster luxury features. The location is convenient, but not enough to elevate the space. Parking and amenities are also underwhelming.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 62/100

The room

Underwhelming experience in a forgettable space.

The room's low scores are due to its unremarkable atmosphere and lackluster luxury features. The location is convenient, but not enough to elevate the space. Parking and amenities are also underwhelming.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 7.0
49/100

Friendly staff can't save the lack of effort.

Despite friendly staff, the service is marred by slow speeds and a general lack of respect. Cleanliness is a highlight, but it's not enough to redeem the overall experience. If you prioritize hospitality, this might not be the best choice.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't save the lack of effort.

Despite friendly staff, the service is marred by slow speeds and a general lack of respect. Cleanliness is a highlight, but it's not enough to redeem the overall experience. If you prioritize hospitality, this might not be the best choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 2.6
28/100

Overpriced drinks and mediocre snacks at best.

The food prices are steep, and the quality doesn't live up to the cost. Drinks are similarly overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, you might want to consider elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 28/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and mediocre snacks at best.

The food prices are steep, and the quality doesn't live up to the cost. Drinks are similarly overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, you might want to consider elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.4
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 2.6
41/100

Talented dancers wasted on a subpar setup.

The talented dancers are a highlight, but they're wasted on a subpar setup. The appearance style is inconsistent, and the interaction with patrons is lacking. If you're a fan of good dance performances, you might find some solace here.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Talented dancers wasted on a subpar setup.

The talented dancers are a highlight, but they're wasted on a subpar setup. The appearance style is inconsistent, and the interaction with patrons is lacking. If you're a fan of good dance performances, you might find some solace here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 2.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

A total snooze fest in every way.

The Berlin News Agency is a comprehensive disappointment. From the drab atmosphere to the subpar food, every aspect falls short. If you're looking for a truly memorable experience, look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 62
  • Service 49
  • Food 28
  • Performers 41
  • Value 38
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49 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
regular
Good value if you know what you're getting into Went on a Saturday with my girlfriend and had a solid time. Fifteen bucks gets you access to the whole place—theater, booths, play rooms. No dancers or bartenders, so you're not paying for that markup. Parking was easy, and the privacy is legit. The vibe is what it is: hit or miss depending on who shows up, but we weren't disappointed.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not what I expected, and the smell didn't help Came solo out of curiosity on a weekday. The place is spacious with tons of booths and rooms, which is cool for privacy I guess. But there's this stale smell that hits you when you walk in, and honestly it killed the mood fast. Entry fee was cheap, but there wasn't much action anyway—felt pretty empty most of the night.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Fine for what it is, but don't expect much else Been a few times now. The setup works—good parking, private spaces, affordable entry. Just don't come expecting a bar, drinks, or any real atmosphere beyond the basics. It's functional and the staff keeps things clean enough, but it's sparse and there's no real sophistication here. Works best when couples actually show up.
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