Big Apple

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room is a dump. No atmosphere, no luxury, zero amenities worth mentioning. Location and parking are non-existent problems because you won't want to go. Capacity and privacy don't matter when the whole place is a write-off.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—pick any metric and it fails. Staff treats you like you're bothering them. The place is visibly dirty. You'll feel disrespected the moment you walk in.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food.

Drinks are overpriced and terrible. No bottle program worth discussing. No food, no cigars, no hookah. You're paying premium prices for bottom-shelf experience. Don't order anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero talent, zero effort, zero reason to stay.

No talent on stage, zero professionalism, no interaction. Dancers look like they hate being there. VIP value and dance value are nonexistent. You're paying to watch people who aren't trying.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Big Apple is a complete non-starter.

Everything about Big Apple fails. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeros. You're walking into a dead zone with nothing to recommend it. Skip this place entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.