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Closed Strip Club

Bikes, Babes, and Beer

Havelock, NC 400 F, Fontana Blvd
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
49/100

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The club's overall vibe is a letdown, with a rough start and a lackluster end. It's not the worst place, but it's far from memorable. If you're just looking for a quick drink and some basic entertainment, you might find it passable, but don't expect to be wowed.

How this is scored
44/100

Parking is a nightmare, but the atmosphere's decent.

While the atmosphere is somewhat redeeming, the parking situation is a major headache. The location is also a bit off the beaten path, which might deter some visitors. If you're willing to deal with the parking issues, you might find the place tolerable, but don't expect luxury amenities.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 44/100

The room

Parking is a nightmare, but the atmosphere's decent.

While the atmosphere is somewhat redeeming, the parking situation is a major headache. The location is also a bit off the beaten path, which might deter some visitors. If you're willing to deal with the parking issues, you might find the place tolerable, but don't expect luxury amenities.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 2.6
49/100

Staff respect your space, but door service is slow.

The staff is generally respectful and courteous, but the door service can be painfully slow. The bar service is a bit more efficient, but don't expect any exceptional service. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and socialize, this might be an okay option, but don't expect to be pampered.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Staff respect your space, but door service is slow.

The staff is generally respectful and courteous, but the door service can be painfully slow. The bar service is a bit more efficient, but don't expect any exceptional service. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and socialize, this might be an okay option, but don't expect to be pampered.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.2
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.1
55/100

Don't bother with the food, it's a total rip-off.

The food is an absolute disaster – overpriced and underwhelming. The quality is subpar, and the prices are highway robbery. If you're looking for a decent meal, avoid this place at all costs. Stick to the drinks, but don't expect to be impressed.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 55/100

The kitchen

Don't bother with the food, it's a total rip-off.

The food is an absolute disaster – overpriced and underwhelming. The quality is subpar, and the prices are highway robbery. If you're looking for a decent meal, avoid this place at all costs. Stick to the drinks, but don't expect to be impressed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100

The dancers are talented, but you feel nickel-and-dimed.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the club's nickel-and-diming approach will quickly wear you down. The VIP and dance value is decent, but the prices are steep. If you're a fan of the performers, you might find this place worth a visit, but be prepared to shell out some cash.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

The dancers are talented, but you feel nickel-and-dimed.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the club's nickel-and-diming approach will quickly wear you down. The VIP and dance value is decent, but the prices are steep. If you're a fan of the performers, you might find this place worth a visit, but be prepared to shell out some cash.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.2
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The club's overall vibe is a letdown, with a rough start and a lackluster end. It's not the worst place, but it's far from memorable. If you're just looking for a quick drink and some basic entertainment, you might find it passable, but don't expect to be wowed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 44
  • Service 49
  • Food 55
  • Performers 51
  • Value 54
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bikes, Babes, and a Great Time! I've been coming to Bikes, Babes, and Beer for years, and it never disappoints. The atmosphere is always lively, and the dancers are top-notch. My buddies and I had a great time on our bachelor party weekend.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm a regular at Bikes, Babes, and Beer, but my last visit was a bit of a letdown. The drinks were overpriced, and the music was too loud. However, the dancers were still great, and the atmosphere was lively.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I'm not one to frequent strip clubs, but I decided to try Bikes, Babes, and Beer with some friends. The view of the Marine air base was cool, but the club itself was underwhelming. The drinks were pricey, and the dancers didn't impress me.
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