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Closed Bikini Bar

Bikini Bar

Miami Beach, FL 7309 Collins Ave (305) 867-4082
Closed Opens 21:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 21:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 21:00 - 05:00
WED 21:00 - 05:00
THU 21:00 - 05:00
FRI 21:00 - 05:00
SAT 21:00 - 05:00
SUN 21:00 - 05:00
On tap
Private Booths
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 3.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 3.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 3.4
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 7.0
  • Value 3.4
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.0
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 2.0
  • Professionalism 2.6
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 2.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

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70/100 SW score
Laid-back spot, but dancers can be pushy Grabbed a beer for $13 and settled into one of the booths. The security guys were cool and kept things chill, which I appreciated. Problem is the dancers were pretty aggressive about the lap dances—felt like I had to keep saying no. Not the vibe I was looking for on a Saturday night.
50/100 SW score
Got hit up hard within minutes Walked in thinking I'd check out the scene, and within five minutes felt like I'd been worked over. The dancers weren't really dancing—just hovering and pushing for money. The place is tiny anyway, so nowhere to breathe. Won't be back.
60/100 SW score
The security's solid, but that's about it I've been a few times because it's close by and the security team actually makes you feel safe. But the talent's not there, drinks are overpriced for what you get, and the whole thing feels disorganized. Could be a decent neighborhood spot if they cleaned up the dancer behavior.
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