Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Strip-mall location with massive free lot; dim lighting and worn edges offset clean, spacious layout.

Located in a commercial strip off Route 27 near Brockton, the club sits behind a restaurant with a large, well-lit shared parking lot—a genuine convenience. The interior is spacious with a two-tier central stage, surrounding tables and bar seating, and a back area with lap-dance cubes and private booths upstairs. Reviewers praise the layout and sightlines; the main gripe is dim ambient lighting and visible wear on finishes. The entrance sits slightly recessed, which some find unwelcoming, but the setup itself is clean and functional—not luxury, but efficient.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly door staff and bartenders; bathrooms lag badly, bar speed uneven during busy nights.

Door staff are consistently described as pleasant and ID-checking is casual (no scanning or pat-downs). Bartenders are attentive and friendly, though service slows noticeably during packed nights. Waitstaff handle drink orders well. The major recurring complaint: men's restrooms are poorly maintained, with reports of urine odor and missing paper towels. Safety is solid, with police presence noted on some nights. Overall, hospitality is warm but bathroom upkeep is a real weak spot.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No kitchen; drinks reasonably priced (beer ~$8, mixed ~$10 as of 2025 reviews), no food served.

No food is served; the venue has no kitchen. Drinks are reasonably priced: beer runs ~$8, mixed drinks (rum & coke, Tito's soda) ~$9–$10 as of 2025 reviews. Reviewers occasionally mention a free holiday buffet during special events, but that's not standard. For a night out, plan to eat elsewhere or keep expectations low. The drink pricing is fair and competitive for the region, which partially offsets the no-food limitation.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Deep roster with consistent talent; 2-for-1 dance specials every 15–30 min keep floor active.

Roster runs 15–25 dancers per night, with consistent quality—most reviewers rate the talent 7–8 overall, a notch above small regional clubs. Variety is good: mix of white, Black, and Latina dancers, with both natural and enhanced looks represented. Interaction is friendly; dancers approach tables and respond well to requests. The constant 2-for-1 specials (every 15–30 minutes) mean you can sample the floor affordably, though some reviewers note the rapid-fire promotions disrupt stage flow and cut into dancer–patron interaction time. Lap dances are $20 per song with decent mileage; VIP runs ~$500–$600 per hour (2025 reviews). Professionalism is solid but not pristine—some nights the lineup is fresher than others.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Two-tier stage and strong bench make this Brockton room a reliable Northeast pick.

Boardroom delivers a spacious, well-lit stage with a distinctive two-level setup—dancers start clothed upstairs, descend for floor sets—and a deep bench of 15–25 dancers per night. The constant 2-for-1 specials ($30 for two dances as of 2025 reviews) keep the floor moving and make lap-dance value strong. Crowds are moderate; early/midweek visits are quieter, Friday–Saturday pack the room. The trade-off: dim ambient lighting, aging décor, and bathrooms that reviewers consistently flag as neglected. For a Northeast club within striking distance of Boston, the roster depth and dance pricing make it a solid, repeatable choice.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.