Body Shop

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Forgettable room with no redeeming features.

The room itself is a dud. No atmosphere, no luxury, no amenities worth mentioning. Parking, capacity, privacy, location—all bottom-tier. You're paying to sit in a void.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, safety is a joke.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nothing works. Staff acts indifferent, the place feels unsafe, and you'll wait forever for a drink. Expect zero hospitality.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drinks and food are both overpriced and terrible. Quality is nonexistent, prices are high, and there's no reason to order anything. Avoid the bar entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero appeal.

The talent is nonexistent. Appearance, interaction, professionalism, dance value—all zeros. You're not coming here for the dancers. There's literally nothing to see.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dead zone across the board.

Body Shop is a total washout. Every metric—atmosphere, amenities, service, talent, value—flatlines at zero. There's nothing here to recommend. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.