Bomb City Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The location is decent, but that's about it.

The location is decent, but that's about it. The parking is great, but the atmosphere is basically non-existent. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You're better off tipping your server at a diner.

You're better off tipping your server at a diner. The door service is subpar, the bar service is non-existent, and the respect you get is conditional. Don't expect to be treated like royalty.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't even think about eating here.

Don't even think about eating here. The food quality is laughable, the prices are highway robbery, and the cleanliness is a joke. Stick to the drinks, but even those are overpriced.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are a mixed bag, to say the least.

The dancers are a mixed bag, to say the least. Some of them are decent, but others are straight out of a bad 90s music video. If you're looking for a high-energy performance, you might get lucky, but don't count on it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Bomb City Cabaret is a total dud.

Bomb City Cabaret is a total dud. The low scores across the board speak for themselves. Unless you're desperate, it's best to steer clear.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.