Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Dark, cramped room with weak parking and no frills.

The space feels cramped and dark, with minimal amenities and poor parking logistics. Atmosphere scores low (4/10), and location isn't a draw. Privacy is the one bright spot (6/10), useful for VIP. This is a working room, not a showcase.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Staff tries but inconsistent; respect is there, cleanliness isn't.

Door and bar staff are present but slow and inconsistent; respect is decent (5.1/10) and safety is adequate (3.4/10), but cleanliness is a real problem (1/10). Expect basic hospitality, not attentiveness. Value for service is thin.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Skip the kitchen entirely—overpriced, low-quality, not worth it.

Food and drink pricing are punitive (1-2/10), quality is bottom-tier (1/10), and there's no cigar or hookah program. The kitchen exists but shouldn't be your reason to stay. Stick to a drink and move on.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Solid talent and looks; interaction and professionalism are the real draw.

Dancers have solid talent (5/10), good looks (5/10), and genuine interaction (5/10). They work hard and deliver on the floor. Professionalism is mixed (3.4/10) and VIP value is weak (1/10), but the core dance experience is the club's real asset.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Rough around the edges, but dancers pull their weight.

Bones is a below-average club that doesn't hide its shortcomings, but the dancers are genuinely good—they're the reason people come back. The room is dated and tight, service is uneven, and the food is a trap. It's not a destination, but it works as a quick, no-pretense night out if you know what to expect.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.