Boomers 50/50

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience from the moment you walk in.

The atmosphere is dull, the location is hard to find, and the parking is a nightmare. The only 'luxury' you'll find is the high prices. Don't bother.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

You're lucky to get basic service.

The door staff is disinterested, the bar service is slow, and the overall respect for customers is lacking. You'll get basic service, but that's about it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced, food is non-existent.

The drink prices are outrageous, and to make matters worse, there's no food to speak of. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite, look elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The talent is lacking and the dancers are unimpressive.

The talent is subpar, the dancers are unimpressive, and the overall professionalism is lacking. If you're a fan of mediocre performances, you might enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Unimpressive in every way.

This club fails to deliver on every level. You won't find a single redeeming quality here. If you're looking for a forgettable experience, this is the place to be.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.