Bottoms Up

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parked in a questionable lot, near nothing.

The property's low scores are a reflection of its lackluster atmosphere and poor location. The parking lot is a real eyesore, and the surrounding area is basically a ghost town. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow with the drinks.

The staff at Bottoms Up are friendly and attentive, but their slow service can be a real drag. The bar service is particularly sluggish, so be prepared to wait for your drinks. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this might not be the best choice.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ridiculously overpriced, and not even good.

The food at Bottoms Up is a joke – overpriced and underwhelming. The drink prices are similarly egregious, making it feel like a total rip-off. Unless you're a die-hard fan of bad food and drinks, it's best to stick to the bar.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but the rest are a chore.

The performers at Bottoms Up are a mixed bag – some decent dancers, but the rest are a chore to watch. The talent quality is hit-or-miss, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're a fan of live music or dancing, you might find some enjoyment here, but don't expect too much.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around disappointment.

The club's inconsistent quality across the board makes it a forgettable experience. From the cramped parking lot to the overpriced food, there's little to get excited about. So, unless you're desperate for a nightlife fix, you can skip Bottoms Up.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.