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Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, IL 307 Jefferson St 618-271-7502
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 12:00 - 05:00
WED 12:00 - 05:00
THU 12:00 - 05:00
FRI 12:00 - 06:00
SAT 12:00 - 06:00
SUN 18:00 - 05:00
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 3.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 4.2
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 3.5
  • Cleanliness 3.5
  • Value 4.3
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.2
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 6.8
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 3.5
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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80/100 SW score
Girls are hot, but the setup feels off Went for a buddy's bachelor party and the dancers are genuinely attractive and friendly—that part's solid. But we paid $20 to park, $20 to get in, and then the stage time felt like watching the MC more than anything else. For what we spent, the value just wasn't there.
70/100 SW score
Good spot for lunch, inconsistent on weekends I've been a few times. The daytime lunch crowd is chill and the girls are always friendly. Weekends though? Place felt pretty empty last time I went, and the new sound system doesn't help if there's nobody dancing. It's got potential but needs to figure out its schedule.
90/100 SW score
Nicer than expected, but parking killed the mood First time at a strip club and Bottoms Up was way less sketchy than I thought—upgraded lighting, decent bar, and the dancers actually seemed into it. My only gripe was the $20 parking fee on top of cover. That felt like a cash grab for a place that's still figuring itself out.
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