Bottoms Up Tavern

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy space with terrible parking.

The property feels cramped and dingy, with terrible parking options. The luxurious amenities are nonexistent, and the capacity is far too small. Unless you're in the mood for a dive bar, it's best to avoid this space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service and cleanliness issues.

The staff at Bottoms Up are friendly and willing to help, but the service is slow and cleanliness issues are rampant. The value simply isn't there, making it hard to recommend. If you're looking for a quick drink, the bar service is decent, but don't expect much more.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, mediocre food and weak drinks.

The food at Bottoms Up is overpriced and mediocre, with weak drinks to boot. The prices are steep, and the quality just doesn't measure up. If you're looking for a quick bite, the food quality is passable, but don't expect to be blown away.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

Some of the dancers at Bottoms Up are decent, but professionalism is lacking. The appearance style is inconsistent, and the interaction with patrons can be hit or miss. If you're looking for a dance floor experience, the talent quality is average, but the professionalism is a major turnoff.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Portland's biggest disappointment.

The Bottoms Up Tavern falls short on nearly every front, making it a forgettable experience. While some staff members are friendly, the lack of attention to cleanliness and slow service detracts from the overall experience. Unless you're desperate, it's best to look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.