Bourbon Street

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no amenities.

Atmosphere and luxury are zero, making it feel cheap and unwelcoming. Location and parking are also non-existent, so getting there is a hassle. Only those desperate for a strip club will put up with it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude.

Door and bar service are abysmal, with zero respect or safety. Cleanliness is also a major issue, making the whole experience feel dirty. Avoid it if you value being treated with dignity.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced trash.

Food quality is non-existent and drink prices are outrageous. The cigar and hookah options are also terrible, so don't bother. If you want edible food or reasonably priced drinks, go elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is completely lacking.

Talent quality is extremely low, with unprofessional dancers. Interaction and appearance are also subpar, making the experience feel awkward. Only those who don't care about quality will tolerate the performers here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total waste of time.

Everything is bad, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. Low scores across the board make it a total loss. Only those with extremely low standards might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.