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CaBaRet II

Portland, OR 17544 SE Stark St (503) 252-3529
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
47/100

CaBaRet II falls short in almost every way.

CaBaRet II's average scores across all categories indicate a lackluster experience. From the underwhelming atmosphere to the disappointing food quality, it's clear that the club's not prioritizing quality. Unless you're looking for a cheap, no-frills option, you might want to look elsewhere.

How this is scored
49/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped capacity.

The property's cramped capacity and lack of luxury make it feel more like a dive bar than a high-end experience. The location's also a bit of a trek, which might be a turn-off for some. However, the atmosphere's not entirely uninviting, so it's worth a visit if you're in the area.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped capacity.

The property's cramped capacity and lack of luxury make it feel more like a dive bar than a high-end experience. The location's also a bit of a trek, which might be a turn-off for some. However, the atmosphere's not entirely uninviting, so it's worth a visit if you're in the area.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 8.0
45/100

Hospitality's a mixed bag, but safety's a concern.

The service at CaBaRet II is a mixed bag, with some staff members being friendly and attentive while others seem completely disinterested. Safety's also a concern, with a low score in that department. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, you might find the service to your liking, but otherwise, it's best to steer clear.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 45/100

The hospitality

Hospitality's a mixed bag, but safety's a concern.

The service at CaBaRet II is a mixed bag, with some staff members being friendly and attentive while others seem completely disinterested. Safety's also a concern, with a low score in that department. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, you might find the service to your liking, but otherwise, it's best to steer clear.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 5.1
43/100

Disappointing food quality and prices are highway robbery.

The food quality at CaBaRet II is straight-up disappointing, with overpriced dishes that don't deliver on taste or quality. The drink prices are also highway robbery, so it's best to stick to water or skip the drinks altogether. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre food, it's best to avoid the kitchen altogether.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 43/100

The kitchen

Disappointing food quality and prices are highway robbery.

The food quality at CaBaRet II is straight-up disappointing, with overpriced dishes that don't deliver on taste or quality. The drink prices are also highway robbery, so it's best to stick to water or skip the drinks altogether. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre food, it's best to avoid the kitchen altogether.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Great dancers, but professionalism's a major letdown.

The dancers at CaBaRet II are definitely a highlight, with great talent and a clear passion for their craft. However, the professionalism's a major letdown, with some performers seeming completely uninterested in their work. If you're looking for a high-energy, entertaining experience, the performers are worth checking out, but be prepared for some rough edges.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Great dancers, but professionalism's a major letdown.

The dancers at CaBaRet II are definitely a highlight, with great talent and a clear passion for their craft. However, the professionalism's a major letdown, with some performers seeming completely uninterested in their work. If you're looking for a high-energy, entertaining experience, the performers are worth checking out, but be prepared for some rough edges.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 47/100

How scoring works

CaBaRet II falls short in almost every way.

CaBaRet II's average scores across all categories indicate a lackluster experience. From the underwhelming atmosphere to the disappointing food quality, it's clear that the club's not prioritizing quality. Unless you're looking for a cheap, no-frills option, you might want to look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 45
  • Food 43
  • Performers 49
  • Value 53
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Perfection CaBaRet II crushed it for our bachelor party! The unique stadium seating had everyone's attention, and the dancers were fire. Drinks were pricey, but worth it for the show.
70/100 SW score
Solid Night Out CaBaRet II is a decent spot for a night out with friends. The atmosphere is lively, and the dancers are talented. But drinks are way overpriced, and the location is a bit of a pain to get to.
50/100 SW score
Not Worth the Hype I was really looking forward to CaBaRet II, but it just didn't live up to the hype. The stadium seating was cool, but the dancers were just okay, and the drinks were ridiculously expensive. Not a great value for the money.
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