Cabaret Lounge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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A decent space with some ugly edges.

The property itself is a mixed bag. On the one hand, the location is pretty convenient and parking is a cinch. On the other hand, the space feels a bit cramped and the luxury vibe is mostly just a facade. You might find some nice touches here and there, but overall, it's just okay.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Some nice people, but service can be slow.

The service at the Cabaret Lounge is a bit of a rollercoaster. Some of the staff are genuinely friendly and helpful, but others seem overwhelmed or disinterested. The door service is usually pretty good, but the bar service can be slow, especially on weekends.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Overpriced, subpar eats and drinks.

The food and drinks at the Cabaret Lounge are a major letdown. The prices are steep, especially considering the quality of the food. The drinks are similarly overpriced, and the selection is pretty limited. If you're looking for a cheap meal or a quick drink, you're better off elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Great dancers, but talent is hit-or-miss.

The performers at the Cabaret Lounge are a mixed bag. Some of the dancers are genuinely talented and put on a great show, but others seem like they're just phoning it in. The talent quality is hit-or-miss, and the VIP and dance value just isn't there. If you're a fan of live performances, you might find some hidden gems here, but be prepared for some duds.

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A confusing mix of highs and lows.

The Cabaret Lounge in Peabody, MA is a tough sell. While it has some genuinely nice touches, like a decent location and friendly staff, other aspects fall flat. Parking is a breeze, but the overall atmosphere feels lacking. If you're looking for a cheap, no-frills spot, this might be your jam, but don't expect much in the way of luxury or high-quality performers.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.