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Closed Strip Club

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, NY 205 Snyders Corners Rd 518-283-6080
Closed Opens 19:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed TODAY
THU 19:00 - 03:00
FRI 19:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
BYOB
58/100
How this is scored
52/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 52/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 4.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.0
54/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 54/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 7.0
66/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 66/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 8.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
62/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 62/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 7.0
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 58/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 52
  • Service 54
  • Food 66
  • Performers 62
  • Value 70
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97 reviews
80/100 SW score
Surprisingly solid spot for the price Found this place by accident and went back three times. Yeah, it's in a house in the middle of nowhere, but that's kind of the point—zero pretense, just a relaxed vibe. Bring your own bottle and suddenly it's way cheaper than hitting up the clubs near Albany. Dancers vary depending on when you go, but I've had good nights. Not fancy, but honest.
60/100 SW score
Weird place, but it works Went with friends on a Saturday not knowing what to expect. The converted house thing is kind of awkward at first—feels less like a club, more like you're in someone's living room. But the girls were friendly, the BYOB thing saved us money, and the upstairs VIP rooms are actually private. Camera setup made me a little uncomfortable, but I get why it's there. Decent first visit, wouldn't mind going back if we're in the area.
50/100 SW score
Not much going for it besides the price The affordability is real—BYOB helps—but everything else feels stripped down. It's literally a house with a stage. Talent is hit or miss, and the whole 'rustic charm' thing wears thin fast. If you're desperate to save money and don't mind a low-key, bare-bones experience, fine. Otherwise there are better options closer to the city.
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