Carl's Bar

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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A basic room with subpar parking and a cramped vibe.

The room at Carl's Bar is a letdown, with a cramped atmosphere (4.3) and a subpar location (6). The parking, while plentiful, is a long walk from the entrance. On the other hand, the club's basic amenities (5.1) are a minor plus. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, look elsewhere.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Staff are friendly, but slow and sometimes rude.

The staff at Carl's Bar are friendly and try their best, but the service is often slow (4.3) and sometimes rude (3.4). The door service is a highlight, with a respectable 5.1 score. However, the overall value for the price is lacking, making it a club that's best suited for those on a tight budget.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Terrible food and drinks at extortionate prices.

The food and drinks at Carl's Bar are a major letdown, with terrible quality (1) and extortionate prices (1). The drink prices are high, but at least the selection is decent. If you're looking for a club with good eats, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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The dancers are decent, but the overall talent is lacking.

The dancers at Carl's Bar are decent, but the overall talent is lacking, scoring a paltry 34.4. The appearance style (4.3) and interaction (4.3) are highlights, but the professionalism (1) is a major turnoff. If you're looking for a club with great entertainment, you might want to consider somewhere else.

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A messy, overpriced experience that's mostly forgettable.

Carl's Bar is a confusing mix of highs and lows. On one hand, the food quality is a rare bright spot, scoring a respectable 64. However, this is overshadowed by the numerous low points, including terrible safety (1) and a general lack of respect from staff. Overall, it's a club that's more likely to leave you disappointed than delighted.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.