Centerfold

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Depressing room with nowhere to park.

The space is lifeless and cramped, with zero atmosphere or luxury. Parking is nonexistent, privacy is a joke, and the room feels hostile. Unless you're desperate, go literally anywhere else.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff in a filthy dump.

Door staff are indifferent, bartenders are slow and disrespectful, and the whole operation feels unsafe and filthy. Don't expect basic hospitality or cleanliness—you won't get it. This isn't a place that wants your business.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles are a ripoff, and if there's food, don't touch it. The kitchen has no quality control and the bar has no pride. Stick to beer or leave thirsty.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

The dancers lack talent, charisma, and professionalism. No one's trying, no one's engaging, and the energy is dead. VIP dances and stage work are both forgettable. You came for entertainment—you won't find it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip this place entirely.

Centerfold is a complete failure across every dimension. Nothing works—the building is a wreck, the staff doesn't care, the dancers are phoning it in, and you'll pay too much for the privilege. There's no redeeming angle here, not even as a last resort.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.