Centerfolds

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped room with decent amenities, parking, and location.

The space is tight and low on luxury, but parking and location are convenient and there's enough amenities to get by. Atmosphere is dim and basic; capacity is limited. It's a neighborhood dive, not a destination lounge—which is fine if you're nearby and want no-fuss access.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Fast bar, respectful staff, but cleanliness needs work.

Bar staff move fast and keep things respectful, with decent safety and door service. The real drag is cleanliness—it's noticeably below standard. Staff respect the boundaries, but the room itself doesn't feel well-maintained. Go for quick, friendly service; don't expect polish.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Skip the kitchen; drinks are reasonably priced.

Food quality and pricing are both poor—genuinely skip the kitchen. Drinks are well-priced and the bar moves fast, and there's solid cigar and hookah options. Come for the beverages and entertainment, not the menu.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Engaging dancers with good interaction and dance value.

Dancers are talented and genuinely engaged—they interact well and deliver real value on the floor. Professionalism is mixed, but the talent quality and interaction more than make up for it. You'll get a fun, personal experience from the talent.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Solid neighborhood spot with strong dancers and fair prices.

Centerfolds lands squarely in the solid middle—a good night out for what it is. The dancers are genuinely engaging and the pricing won't hurt your wallet, but the room itself feels cramped and the cleanliness is a real weak spot. Best for locals who want a fun, affordable evening without pretense.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.