Charlie's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dead room, nowhere to park, zero luxury.

The room has no atmosphere or luxury appeal whatsoever. Parking is nonexistent, amenities are absent, and the location offers nothing. Capacity and privacy don't matter when the space itself is uninviting. Expect a cramped, uncomfortable, forgettable venue.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff are indifferent, bar service is slow and careless, and nobody treats you with respect. Safety and cleanliness are completely neglected—the place feels sketchy and dirty. You'll feel unwelcome from the moment you walk in.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, drinks are weak.

Drinks are weak and overpriced, bottles cost too much for what you get, and food quality is poor. Prices don't match the product at all. Skip the kitchen and bar entirely—you'll regret ordering anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no point.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers show no professionalism or interaction skills, and their appearance doesn't match the venue's pretensions. VIP and dance value are worthless. You're paying for nothing.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Nothing here works.

Charlie's is a complete failure across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all zeroed out. The staff shows no respect, the place is unsafe and dirty, and the performers are unprofessional. Don't waste your time or money here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.