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Chasers

Houston, TX 8930 Winkler Dr (713) 670-8438
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
46/100

All-around disaster.

Chasers is a total letdown, with all aspects of the club falling short. The lack of luxury and high prices make it feel like a cheap imitation. Be prepared for a disappointing experience, unless you're a die-hard fan of subpar service.

How this is scored
40/100

A cramped dive with a mediocre location.

The cramped atmosphere and mediocre location make it hard to get excited about Chasers. The parking situation is a joke, and the luxury vibes are completely absent. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 40/100

The room

A cramped dive with a mediocre location.

The cramped atmosphere and mediocre location make it hard to get excited about Chasers. The parking situation is a joke, and the luxury vibes are completely absent. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 2.6
49/100

Rude staff with slow service and overpriced drinks.

The staff at Chasers are outright hostile, with slow service and a complete disregard for customers. The respect and safety scores are laughable, and the value is nonexistent. Don't expect to be treated like a VIP.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Rude staff with slow service and overpriced drinks.

The staff at Chasers are outright hostile, with slow service and a complete disregard for customers. The respect and safety scores are laughable, and the value is nonexistent. Don't expect to be treated like a VIP.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 6.0
60/100

Terrible food and drinks at extortionate prices.

The food at Chasers is an insult, with terrible quality and prices to match. The drink prices are outrageous, and the selection is laughable. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, don't even think about it.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Terrible food and drinks at extortionate prices.

The food at Chasers is an insult, with terrible quality and prices to match. The drink prices are outrageous, and the selection is laughable. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, don't even think about it.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
40/100

Underwhelming talent with unimpressive interactions.

The talent at Chasers is underwhelming, with unimpressive interactions and a complete lack of professionalism. The appearance style is dull, and the dance value is nonexistent. If you're looking for a memorable experience, the performers won't deliver.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

Underwhelming talent with unimpressive interactions.

The talent at Chasers is underwhelming, with unimpressive interactions and a complete lack of professionalism. The appearance style is dull, and the dance value is nonexistent. If you're looking for a memorable experience, the performers won't deliver.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

All-around disaster.

Chasers is a total letdown, with all aspects of the club falling short. The lack of luxury and high prices make it feel like a cheap imitation. Be prepared for a disappointing experience, unless you're a die-hard fan of subpar service.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 40
  • Service 49
  • Food 60
  • Performers 40
  • Value 60
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Guys' Night Out Had an awesome time at Chasers with the boys. The drink specials were on point and the dancers were top-notch.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been coming to Chasers for a while, and while the atmosphere is always good, the drinks can be a bit pricey. The dancers are talented, but not all of them seem to put in the effort.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed I was expecting more from Chasers after hearing the hype. The parking situation was a nightmare and the dancers seemed to be phoning it in. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night.
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