Cheetahs

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dive than a destination.

The property itself is a mess. The location is sketchy, the parking is non-existent, and the amenities are lacking. Unless you're a fan of cramped, dirty rooms, there's no reason to stay here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero stars for the bar service, a catastrophe.

The bar service is a complete disaster. Orders are slow, drinks are wrong, and the staff seems completely uninterested in helping. If you value your sanity, avoid the bar at all costs.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't waste your money on the overpriced drinks.

The food and drinks at Cheetahs are a joke. The prices are outrageous, the quality is subpar, and the selection is limited. Stick to the free water, trust us.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers were decent, but the whole vibe was off.

The performers are the only somewhat redeeming quality of Cheetahs. The dancers are decent, but the overall vibe of the club is off-putting. If you're a fan of mediocre performances, you might find something to like here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A complete disappointment from start to finish.

Overall, Cheetahs fails to impress. From the dirty atmosphere to the subpar service, there's nothing redeeming about this place. If you're looking for a decent night out, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.