Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Central stage in a roomy, well-lit strip mall just off the I-10; free parking and easy access.

The club occupies a large single room with a central stage and comfortable seating scattered throughout, plus a raised VIP section in the back. Located in a well-lit strip mall near a Waffle House and cannabis dispensary, it feels safe and is easy to find off Baseline Road. Free parking is plentiful, and reviewers consistently praise the ample lot and security presence. The main drawback: the stage lighting is dim, making dancers appear as silhouettes unless you move close to the pole—a design choice that frustrates rather than intrigues most patrons.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Friendly door and bar staff; waiters attentive during day, slower at night when crowds drop.

Door staff and bartenders earn consistent praise for friendliness and attentiveness. Daytime service is quick and welcoming; one reviewer noted the receptionist greeted them warmly by name. At night, when crowds thin, waiters can be slow to approach—one patron waited 10 minutes for attention. The double-door entry and ID check are standard and efficient. Overall, respect and safety are high; bouncers are described as friendly and non-aggressive, though one reviewer noted managers outside aren't the warmest.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Kitchen often closed afternoons; burgers decent when open. Beers ~$6–$8 as of 2024 reviews.

The kitchen is frequently closed during afternoon visits, which is a real drawback for day patrons. When open, burgers and fries are surprisingly good—better than typical bar fare, one reviewer noted. Beers average $6–$8 as of 2024 reviews, with 2-for-1 specials occasionally available. A lunch voucher sometimes comes with the cover. Food pricing is fair (~$6 for a cheeseburger and soda), but the inconsistent kitchen hours and limited menu mean don't plan a meal here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Diverse roster with strong daytime talent; interaction uneven, some dancers reluctant to engage.

The roster is diverse—reviewers note a healthy mix of Latina, African American, and white dancers, plus MILFs and college-age performers. Daytime talent is the real draw; one regular visits afternoons specifically for the stronger bench. Interaction is uneven: some dancers are warm and approach with 'May I join you?' while others linger at the bar and ignore the floor. A few standouts like Majesty and Penny are named with affection. The main gripe: limited engagement overall, and some dancers push hard for VIP rather than floor dances. Dance value is fair (~$10 table, ~$25–$30 VIP as of 2023–2026 reviews), but topless options have become less common since COVID.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Spacious Tempe anchor with solid afternoon bench; weekends thin out fast.

Christie's Tempe is a spacious, well-maintained room that punches hardest in the afternoon—reviewers consistently praise the daytime talent and relaxed vibe, with one regular noting it's become their go-to over busier Phoenix spots. Weekends and nights see thinner crowds and fewer standout dancers, though the location (right off I-10, across from Arizona Mills) and free parking draw steady traffic. The cover runs ~$7–$10 as of 2023–2026 reviews, with table dances typically $10 and VIP around $25–$30. Best for a laid-back day visit or early evening escape rather than a Saturday night destination.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.