Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Red-door hole-in-the-wall tucked next to liquor store; street parking easy, interior cramped but intimate.

Located on a main residential street in Bloomfield next to a liquor store, with a red door that's easy to miss if you're not looking. Street parking is abundant and safe, especially during the day. The interior is compact—a long bar with roughly 15 seats, a small central stage, standing room, and back couches and lap-dance area tucked behind glass. Multiple reviewers note the darkness when you walk in from bright daylight and the cramped layout, but the intimacy is part of the appeal for regulars.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Bartenders and dancers genuinely friendly; respect high, but bar speed and cleanliness lag noticeably.

Bartenders and dancers are consistently described as friendly, welcoming, and respectful—no hard-sell pressure or dollar-train theatrics. However, bar speed is slow and cleanliness scores low; reviewers mention limited seating, tight spaces, and occasional disinterest from staff. The respect metric is the standout: patrons feel safe and unbothered. Best experience comes during lighter daytime hours when staff can focus on individual patrons.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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No food kitchen; beers run ~$6–7 as of 2025 reviews, fair for the room.

No food kitchen. Domestic beers run around $6–7 as of 2025 reviews, with some variation ($5–8 reported). Pineapple juice and non-alcoholic options available. Pricing is fair for a neighborhood spot; no bottle service or premium offerings. Expect basic bar fare, not a dining destination.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Mostly Brazilian and South American Latina roster; talent and appearance strong, interaction warm but transaction-focused.

Predominantly Brazilian and South American Latina roster, with a few exceptions. Reviewers consistently rate talent and appearance as strong (many score dancers 7–8 out of 10), with natural and enhanced bodies across a range of ages (20s through 40s). Interaction is warm and genuine—dancers chat, accept tips without aggression, and are willing to engage. Lap dances are ~$20 per song (2025–2026 reviews), with full roaming privileges. VIP options exist but are less emphasized; one reviewer reported $400–$300 for upstairs VIP. The trade-off: dancers are transaction-focused and some appear disinterested when not actively working.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Tiny Bloomfield corner bar with solid Latina bench; daytime goldmine, nights stay manageable.

Clancy's trades size and polish for intimacy and a tight, regular-friendly vibe. It's a genuine neighborhood dive with strippers—no pretense, no cover charge, and a floor that skews Latina and Brazilian. Daytime crowds are light and relaxed; weekends and evenings fill up faster. Reviewers consistently praise the dancers' approachability and the bartenders' warmth, but note that the room itself is cramped and the stage is tiny. Best for afternoon visits or if you're a regular who knows the rhythm.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.