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Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ 144 Broughton Ave (973) 291-2795
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 00:00
TUE 12:00 - 00:00
WED 12:00 - 00:00
THU 12:00 - 00:00
FRI 12:00 - 01:00
SAT 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
SUN 15:00 - 00:00
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
38/100

Clancy's Pub is a complete disappointment.

Clancy's Pub falls flat on all fronts, with a terrible atmosphere and complete lack of professionalism. The only redeeming quality is the food, but it's not enough to save the club. Overall, it's a forgettable experience.

How this is scored
46/100

The room is a dump with terrible parking.

The room at Clancy's Pub is a major letdown, with a terrible location and awful parking. Despite some decent amenities, it feels cramped and uncomfortable. Unless you're desperate, there's no reason to bother.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

The room is a dump with terrible parking.

The room at Clancy's Pub is a major letdown, with a terrible location and awful parking. Despite some decent amenities, it feels cramped and uncomfortable. Unless you're desperate, there's no reason to bother.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 2.6
25/100

The staff is completely unprofessional.

The service at Clancy's Pub is abysmal, with slow and unfriendly staff. The respect you'd expect from a club is nonexistent, and the safety concerns are a major issue. Don't expect a warm welcome.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 25/100

The hospitality

The staff is completely unprofessional.

The service at Clancy's Pub is abysmal, with slow and unfriendly staff. The respect you'd expect from a club is nonexistent, and the safety concerns are a major issue. Don't expect a warm welcome.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 5.1
50/100

The food is great, but the drinks are terrible.

While the food at Clancy's Pub is a highlight, the drinks are a major letdown. The prices are steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a decent meal, it's worth a visit, but don't expect a great night out.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 50/100

The kitchen

The food is great, but the drinks are terrible.

While the food at Clancy's Pub is a highlight, the drinks are a major letdown. The prices are steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a decent meal, it's worth a visit, but don't expect a great night out.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
40/100

The dancers are amazing, but the VIP service is non-existent.

The performers at Clancy's Pub are a major strength, with talented dancers and a great atmosphere. However, the VIP service is non-existent, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great dance experience, it's worth a visit, but don't expect to be treated like royalty.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

The dancers are amazing, but the VIP service is non-existent.

The performers at Clancy's Pub are a major strength, with talented dancers and a great atmosphere. However, the VIP service is non-existent, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great dance experience, it's worth a visit, but don't expect to be treated like royalty.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 38/100

How scoring works

Clancy's Pub is a complete disappointment.

Clancy's Pub falls flat on all fronts, with a terrible atmosphere and complete lack of professionalism. The only redeeming quality is the food, but it's not enough to save the club. Overall, it's a forgettable experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 25
  • Food 50
  • Performers 40
  • Value 42
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27 reviews
90/100 SW score
Solid spot for a night out with the crew Clancy's has that laid-back vibe that makes you feel comfortable from the moment you walk in. The bartenders actually know what they're doing, drinks are reasonably priced, and the dancers are genuinely attractive. It's not fancy or huge, but that's kind of the point—everyone's chill and the staff treats you with respect.
60/100 SW score
Good for what it is, but privacy is rough I've been to Clancy's a handful of times because the atmosphere is cool and the food is actually decent. The girls are talented, no complaints there. My main gripe is the lap dance setup—feels like everyone's watching, and there's not much separation from the main floor. If you're okay with that trade-off, it's worth a visit.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming for the hype Expected more from the reviews I read. The place is cramped, the lap dance room feels cramped too with zero privacy, and while the dancers look good, the overall experience felt rushed and impersonal. Safe neighborhood is a plus, but that doesn't make up for the lack of space or any real sense of luxury here.
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