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Club 205

Portland, OR 9939 SE Stark St 503-256-0527
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
54/100

Underwhelming experience all around.

The club's overall lackluster experience is a mix of subpar rooms, unimpressive food, and unremarkable performances. While the staff is friendly, it's not enough to save the club from its overall forgettability. Don't come here if you're looking for a memorable night out.

How this is scored
49/100

More like a dingy room than a luxurious space.

The property's low scores are a reflection of its dingy atmosphere and cramped, uncomfortable layout. While the location is decent, it's not enough to make up for the lack of luxury and amenities. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

More like a dingy room than a luxurious space.

The property's low scores are a reflection of its dingy atmosphere and cramped, uncomfortable layout. While the location is decent, it's not enough to make up for the lack of luxury and amenities. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 1.0
58/100

Friendly staff can't save the mediocre drinks.

The staff's friendliness and respect for patrons are highlights, but the mediocre drinks and slow service bring down the overall experience. The bar service is decent, but the door service could be improved. If you're looking for a good time with friends, you'll find some solace here.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 58/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't save the mediocre drinks.

The staff's friendliness and respect for patrons are highlights, but the mediocre drinks and slow service bring down the overall experience. The bar service is decent, but the door service could be improved. If you're looking for a good time with friends, you'll find some solace here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.2
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 6.0
61/100

Overpriced eats that don't impress.

The food prices are outrageous, and the quality doesn't match the cost. The drink prices are also steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a unique drinking experience, keep looking. This club's food and drink options are a letdown.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 61/100

The kitchen

Overpriced eats that don't impress.

The food prices are outrageous, and the quality doesn't match the cost. The drink prices are also steep, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a unique drinking experience, keep looking. This club's food and drink options are a letdown.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
48/100

Great dancers, but the overall vibe's off.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the overall vibe of the club is off-putting. The lack of professionalism and poor VIP/dance value are major turn-offs. If you're a fan of adult entertainment, you might find some enjoyment here, but be prepared for a less-than-stellar experience.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 48/100

The floor

Great dancers, but the overall vibe's off.

The dancers are talented and engaging, but the overall vibe of the club is off-putting. The lack of professionalism and poor VIP/dance value are major turn-offs. If you're a fan of adult entertainment, you might find some enjoyment here, but be prepared for a less-than-stellar experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.8
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 54/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience all around.

The club's overall lackluster experience is a mix of subpar rooms, unimpressive food, and unremarkable performances. While the staff is friendly, it's not enough to save the club from its overall forgettability. Don't come here if you're looking for a memorable night out.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 58
  • Food 61
  • Performers 48
  • Value 62
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bros' Night Out We crashed Club 205 on a Saturday night with the boys. The dive bar vibe worked for us, especially since the drinks were super affordable ($10 beers all night!) and the dancers were top-notch. Not too shabby for a bachelor party.
70/100 SW score
A Solid Dive I've been to Club 205 a handful of times and it's always a decent spot. The respect from the staff and the dancers is top-notch, but the atmosphere can get a bit sketchy at times. Overall, it's a solid choice for a regular night out.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I'm not one for strip clubs, but a friend convinced me to check out Club 205. Unfortunately, the lack of sophistication really showed (who puts a pool table in a strip club?). The dancers were nice, but the whole experience felt pretty cheap. Maybe it's just not my scene.
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