Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The property itself is the club's biggest letdown. The atmosphere is stale, the location is unassuming, and the parking is limited. What's left is a cramped and uninviting space that fails to impress.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save a lackluster atmosphere.

The staff at Club 412 are friendly and welcoming, but their efforts are hindered by a lackluster atmosphere. The bar service is attentive, but the drinks are overpriced and unremarkable. Overall, the service is a mixed bag.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and food with no redeeming qualities.

The food and drinks at Club 412 are a major disappointment. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. There's no redeeming value to be found, making it a waste of money.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers wasted on a mediocre setup.

The performers at Club 412 are talented and engaging, but they're wasted on a mediocre setup. The stage is small, and the lighting is subpar. Despite this, the dancers manage to shine, making it worth a visit for fans of adult entertainment.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around forgettable.

Club 412 fails to impress in every aspect. From the room to the performers, there's nothing that sets it apart. Unless you're in the area and desperate, there's no reason to stop by.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.