Club 44

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no amenities

The room is a mess, with zero luxury or amenities, and terrible location and parking. This makes for a really uncomfortable experience. So, don't expect to be impressed by the space.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude

Hospitality is practically non-existent, with bad door and bar service, and a serious lack of respect or safety. This makes for a stressful visit. So, be prepared for poor treatment from staff.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced trash

The kitchen serves low-quality food at high prices, and drinks are no better. With bad food quality and high prices, it's not worth eating here. So, consider eating before you come.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional

The dancers are unprofessional and unimpressive, with low talent and poor interaction. This makes for a boring show. So, don't come here for the performances.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster

Everything is bad, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. Low scores across the board make it a club to skip. Only those with extremely low standards might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.