Club 516

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming space with no redeeming qualities.

The room is a letdown, with a drab atmosphere and cramped seating. The location isn't great either, making it hard to find. Parking is a nightmare, and the luxury vibes are nonexistent.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Complete lack of effort from the staff.

The staff seems completely disinterested in providing a good experience. Door service is non-existent, and bar service is slow and unfriendly. You won't feel respected or safe here.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Abysmal selection and prices to match.

The selection is incredibly limited, and the prices are outrageous. Food quality is subpar, and the drink selection is uninspired. Don't expect to find any good deals on bottles or cigars.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is nonexistent, don't bother.

Unfortunately, the talent is the biggest letdown. You won't find any high-quality dancers or engaging performers. The appearance style is unremarkable, and the interaction with the staff is nonexistent.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

One of the worst experiences in the industry.

The overall experience is a disaster. Every aspect of the club falls short, from the cramped and uninviting space to the apathetic staff. Don't waste your time or money here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.