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Club Alex's

Stoughton, MA 584 Washington St 781-344-2175
Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed
THU 20:00 - 01:00 TODAY
FRI 20:00 - 02:00
SAT 20:00 - 02:00
SUN 20:00 - 01:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
WiFi
50/100

Solid neighborhood spot with good parking and fair prices.

Club Alex's is a straightforward neighborhood joint that hits the basics without pretense. Parking is genuinely strong (7/10), drinks are reasonably priced, and staff respect the room. It's not a destination, but it's a solid, affordable night out for locals.

How this is scored
52/100

Decent room with good parking, but tight and dated.

The room itself is average—decent atmosphere and door service, but limited luxury and amenities. Capacity is tight (4/10), cleanliness lags (3/10), and the space feels dated. Good for a casual drop-in, not for a special occasion.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 52/100

The room

Decent room with good parking, but tight and dated.

The room itself is average—decent atmosphere and door service, but limited luxury and amenities. Capacity is tight (4/10), cleanliness lags (3/10), and the space feels dated. Good for a casual drop-in, not for a special occasion.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.0
50/100

Respectful staff and solid door work, nothing fancy.

Staff are respectful and door service is competent, but bar speed is sluggish (4/10) and cleanliness is a real weak spot. You'll get treated fairly, just don't expect smooth efficiency. Fine for a low-key night.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 50/100

The hospitality

Respectful staff and solid door work, nothing fancy.

Staff are respectful and door service is competent, but bar speed is sluggish (4/10) and cleanliness is a real weak spot. You'll get treated fairly, just don't expect smooth efficiency. Fine for a low-key night.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.0
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.0
  • Cleanliness 3.0
  • Value 6.0
49/100

Cheap drinks, skip the food and bottles.

Drinks are the win here—good pricing (7/10) and fair value. Food, bottles, and cigars are all mediocre and overpriced relative to quality. Stick to beer and liquor, skip the kitchen entirely.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 49/100

The kitchen

Cheap drinks, skip the food and bottles.

Drinks are the win here—good pricing (7/10) and fair value. Food, bottles, and cigars are all mediocre and overpriced relative to quality. Stick to beer and liquor, skip the kitchen entirely.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 6.0
51/100

Average talent, decent interaction, nothing special.

Talent is average across the board—decent appearance and interaction, but no standouts. Professionalism is inconsistent (4.3/10), and dance/VIP value is middle-of-the-road. You'll have a fun time, just not because of the floor.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Average talent, decent interaction, nothing special.

Talent is average across the board—decent appearance and interaction, but no standouts. Professionalism is inconsistent (4.3/10), and dance/VIP value is middle-of-the-road. You'll have a fun time, just not because of the floor.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Solid neighborhood spot with good parking and fair prices.

Club Alex's is a straightforward neighborhood joint that hits the basics without pretense. Parking is genuinely strong (7/10), drinks are reasonably priced, and staff respect the room. It's not a destination, but it's a solid, affordable night out for locals.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 52
  • Service 50
  • Food 49
  • Performers 51
  • Value 54
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50 reviews
70/100 SW score
Good value for the money Drinks are cheap and cover charge won't break the bank, which is exactly what I was looking for. The sports bar setup works well for hanging out with friends. Sure, it's not fancy but you get what you pay for.
50/100 SW score
Mixed feelings about this place Went here for my first strip club experience and honestly wasn't sure what to expect. The atmosphere is pretty casual which helped with nerves, but the place definitely looks like it's seen better days. Drinks were reasonably priced though.
40/100 SW score
Could use some serious updates Been coming here occasionally and while the prices keep me returning, the cleanliness really needs attention. The whole place feels run-down and could benefit from renovations. It's got potential but management needs to step up.
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