Club Cheetah

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience with cramped space and poor decor.

The cramped space and lackluster decor make for an uncomfortable atmosphere. The parking situation is also a bit of a hassle, but the location is decent. Overall, the property feels like a neglected afterthought.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude door staff and abysmal value for money.

The door staff are downright rude, which sets the tone for the rest of the experience. The bar service is also slow and unfriendly. However, the respect shown by the staff to the performers is a small bright spot. Don't expect to feel valued or prioritized as a customer.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and drinks at outrageous prices.

The food quality is abysmal, with prices to match. The drink prices are similarly outrageous, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a meal or a drink, it's best to avoid this place altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but overall a lackluster experience.

While some of the dancers are talented and engaging, the overall experience feels lackluster. The appearance style is hit-or-miss, and the professionalism of the performers varies. If you're looking for a good dance, you might find it, but don't expect much in terms of overall value or quality.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Total disappointment from start to finish.

Unfortunately, the club's overall lackluster experience is due to its poor property, service, and food. While the performers are somewhat redeeming, it's not enough to salvage the club's reputation. If you're looking for a cheap, dive-bar experience, this might be for you, but don't expect much in terms of luxury or quality.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.