Club Detour

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, low-end room with little to no luxury.

The room's cramped atmosphere and lack of luxury amenities make it feel like a dive bar. The location is also underwhelming, with limited parking and a lack of amenities. Unless you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly door staff, but the bar service is slow and unfriendly.

The door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the bar service is slow and unfriendly. It's a shame, because the respect and professionalism shown by the staff are otherwise great. If you're looking for a place with attentive service, this isn't it.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and overpriced drinks make dining a bad idea.

The food quality is abysmal, and the prices are outrageous. It's a wonder they manage to stay in business with such terrible cuisine. Unless you're looking to punish yourself with bad food, it's best to avoid the kitchen altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The performers are great, but the interaction with them is nonexistent.

The performers are genuinely great, with high-quality talent and a great appearance style. However, the interaction with them is nonexistent, which is a shame. If you're looking for a place to see great dancers, you'll be happy, but be prepared for a lack of connection with the performers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Decent dancers, but the whole experience feels like a letdown.

The overall experience is marred by subpar service, terrible food, and a cramped room. Despite great performers, it's hard to overlook the other shortcomings. Overall, it's not a bad place to go with low expectations.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.