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Closed Bikini Bar

Club Flamingo

South Hackensack, NJ 430 Us Hwy 46 201-440-3332
Closed Opens 16:00 tomorrow
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 16:00 - 02:00
WED 16:00 - 02:00
THU 16:00 - 02:00
FRI 16:00 - 03:00
SAT 16:00 - 03:00
SUN 16:00 - 03:00
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54/100

All-around forgettable experience.

Club Flamingo falls flat with its poor overall experience. Low scores across the board indicate a lack of attention to detail. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the dancers, there's little to get excited about.

How this is scored
61/100

Tiny and cramped space.

The small size of the club and cramped space make it difficult to enjoy the performances. On the other hand, the location is convenient and parking is relatively easy. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 61/100

The room

Tiny and cramped space.

The small size of the club and cramped space make it difficult to enjoy the performances. On the other hand, the location is convenient and parking is relatively easy. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 4.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 7.0
54/100

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The staff at Club Flamingo are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service can be frustrating. Door service is prompt, but bar service can be slow. If you're in a hurry, this might not be the best choice.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 54/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The staff at Club Flamingo are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service can be frustrating. Door service is prompt, but bar service can be slow. If you're in a hurry, this might not be the best choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 6.0
52/100

Overpriced drinks, mediocre food quality.

The prices at Club Flamingo are steep, and the food quality doesn't live up to the cost. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a great dining experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 52/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks, mediocre food quality.

The prices at Club Flamingo are steep, and the food quality doesn't live up to the cost. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a great dining experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 4.0
  • Cigars & hookah 7.0
  • Value 6.0
51/100

Dancers are friendly, but talent is lacking.

The dancers at Club Flamingo are friendly and interact well with the audience. However, the talent is lacking, and the performances can feel stale. If you're a fan of the dancers, you might enjoy the experience, but otherwise, it's not worth the cost.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 51/100

The floor

Dancers are friendly, but talent is lacking.

The dancers at Club Flamingo are friendly and interact well with the audience. However, the talent is lacking, and the performances can feel stale. If you're a fan of the dancers, you might enjoy the experience, but otherwise, it's not worth the cost.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 54/100

How scoring works

All-around forgettable experience.

Club Flamingo falls flat with its poor overall experience. Low scores across the board indicate a lack of attention to detail. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the dancers, there's little to get excited about.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 61
  • Service 54
  • Food 52
  • Performers 51
  • Value 52
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37 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good spot for a bachelor party, easy to get in and out Took the guys here for my buddy's last night out and it was solid. Parking is actually really easy which matters when everyone's drinking. The dancers are mixed but there's usually someone working the stage. Just a heads up—there's no ATM in the club so hit the diner next door first, and don't expect luxury vibes, it's pretty no-frills.
60/100 SW score
Decent dancers, but the place needs work I've been coming here for a while and they've made some improvements—new chairs and the outdoor patio is a nice addition. The lap dance room is cramped though, zero privacy from the other guys in there. Cover charge is inconsistent and sometimes they're aggressive about it. The bathrooms are still rough, not gonna sugarcoat it.
50/100 SW score
Went once, probably won't go back Checked it out on a Wednesday and there were barely any dancers working—felt empty. The bar itself is fine and parking's convenient, but the whole place felt run-down. The VIP room pricing is steep for what you get, and yeah, the bathroom situation is as bad as people say.
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