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Lake Ozark, MO 1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd (573) 693-9577
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Closed Opens 18:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $5
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 18:00 - 01:30
WED 18:00 - 01:30
THU 18:00 - 01:30
FRI 18:00 - 01:30
SAT 18:00 - 01:30
SUN Closed
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1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd
Lake Ozark, MO (573) 693-9577 clubgqonthestrip.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 2.8
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.8
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.2
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.8
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
couple
Great value, solid dancers, don't expect fancy Came here on a Tuesday with my girlfriend and had a better time than expected. Drinks are dirt cheap—like $3 a pop—and the dancers actually respect boundaries, which matters when you're bringing your partner. The place isn't winning any design awards, but the staff treats you right and nobody's trying to squeeze you for cash.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent girls, but the venue itself is rough I've been a few times because the dancers are genuinely friendly and the no-pressure vibe is real. But man, the cleanliness is hit or miss—sometimes the bathrooms are fine, sometimes they're not. At these prices you can't complain too much, but the overall condition of the place holds it back from being a regular spot for me.
70/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Laid-back and affordable, but needs some TLC First time at a strip club and I picked this place because it seemed low-key. The door guy was cool, drinks won't break the bank, and nobody made me feel uncomfortable. It's topless, not fully nude, which I appreciated. Just wish the place felt a bit cleaner—hard to relax when you're thinking about the state of things.
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