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Club GQ

Lake Ozark, MO 1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd (573) 693-9577
Closed Opens 18:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $5
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 18:00 - 01:30
WED 18:00 - 01:30
THU 18:00 - 01:30 TODAY
FRI 18:00 - 01:30
SAT 18:00 - 01:30
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
54/100

A decent spot, but nothing special.

Overall, Club GQ is a decent spot, but nothing special. It's not a bad choice if you're in the area, but it's not worth going out of your way for. If you're a local, you might enjoy it, but tourists might find it forgettable.

How this is scored
51/100

Parking is a nightmare, but the views are nice.

The property has some nice views, but the parking situation is a major drawback. If you're not planning to drink, it might be worth a visit just for the atmosphere, but don't expect to find a parking spot easily. The luxury vibes are more of a joke than a reality.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 51/100

The room

Parking is a nightmare, but the views are nice.

The property has some nice views, but the parking situation is a major drawback. If you're not planning to drink, it might be worth a visit just for the atmosphere, but don't expect to find a parking spot easily. The luxury vibes are more of a joke than a reality.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
57/100

The staff is friendly, but service can be slow.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the service can be slow, especially if you're not familiar with the area. If you're looking for a laid-back, no-frills experience, the staff's friendliness might make up for the slow service. However, if you're in a hurry, you might want to avoid it.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 57/100

The hospitality

The staff is friendly, but service can be slow.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the service can be slow, especially if you're not familiar with the area. If you're looking for a laid-back, no-frills experience, the staff's friendliness might make up for the slow service. However, if you're in a hurry, you might want to avoid it.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 7.0
75/100

The drinks are overpriced, but the food is surprisingly good.

The food is surprisingly good, considering the prices are a bit steep. If you're a foodie, you might enjoy the menu, but be prepared to spend a bit more than you'd like. The drink prices are even worse, so stick to water if you can.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 75/100

The kitchen

The drinks are overpriced, but the food is surprisingly good.

The food is surprisingly good, considering the prices are a bit steep. If you're a foodie, you might enjoy the menu, but be prepared to spend a bit more than you'd like. The drink prices are even worse, so stick to water if you can.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
45/100

The dancers are talented, but the professionalism is lacking.

The dancers are talented and put on a good show, but the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a wild, uninhibited experience, you might enjoy the performers, but if you're looking for something more polished, you might want to look elsewhere. The VIP experience is almost nonexistent, unfortunately.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 45/100

The floor

The dancers are talented, but the professionalism is lacking.

The dancers are talented and put on a good show, but the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a wild, uninhibited experience, you might enjoy the performers, but if you're looking for something more polished, you might want to look elsewhere. The VIP experience is almost nonexistent, unfortunately.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 54/100

How scoring works

A decent spot, but nothing special.

Overall, Club GQ is a decent spot, but nothing special. It's not a bad choice if you're in the area, but it's not worth going out of your way for. If you're a local, you might enjoy it, but tourists might find it forgettable.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 51
  • Service 57
  • Food 75
  • Performers 45
  • Value 66
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23 reviews
100/100 SW score
Party Never Stops I hit up Club GQ with the boys for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The atmosphere was electric, with multiple stages and a pool table to keep us entertained. Drinks were super cheap, which was a huge plus. Only complaint was the wait for private dances, but 20 bucks for a good show ain't bad.
70/100 SW score
Decent Spot, Nothing Special I've been to Club GQ a few times with friends, and it's always been a decent spot. The drink affordability is one of the highlights, with most drinks around $3-5. However, I've found the private dances to be a bit pricey, and the atmosphere can be a bit overwhelming if you're not looking for a party. Still, it's a solid choice if you're in the area.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I stopped by Club GQ on a whim, expecting a more luxurious experience. Unfortunately, the club felt a bit rundown, and the private dances were nothing special. I paid around $40 for a decent show, but the atmosphere was pretty meh. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night, but I won't be back anytime soon.
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