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Club Harem

Baltimore, MD 425 E Baltimore St 410-385-0475
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 02:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 12:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
51/100

Club Harem is closed or doesn't exist.

Every metric is zero across the board. This isn't a bad club—it's not a club at all. Either it's permanently closed or the data is completely blank. Don't waste your time.

How this is scored
47/100

Empty building with no redeeming features.

Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all zeros. There's nothing here. No room to speak of, no vibe, no reason to walk through the door.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Empty building with no redeeming features.

Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all zeros. There's nothing here. No room to speak of, no vibe, no reason to walk through the door.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 3.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.0
56/100

No staff, no service, nothing happening.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nothing. If there's staff at all, they're invisible. You'll get nothing from the moment you arrive.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 56/100

The hospitality

No staff, no service, nothing happening.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nothing. If there's staff at all, they're invisible. You'll get nothing from the moment you arrive.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 6.0
51/100

No kitchen, no bar, no drinks.

Food quality, drink prices, bottle service, cigars, hookah—all missing. There's no kitchen, no bar setup, no drinks to order. You're not eating or drinking here.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 51/100

The kitchen

No kitchen, no bar, no drinks.

Food quality, drink prices, bottle service, cigars, hookah—all missing. There's no kitchen, no bar setup, no drinks to order. You're not eating or drinking here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 4.2
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 6.0
47/100

No dancers, no stage, no action.

Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—zero across the board. There are no dancers working this venue. If there's a stage, it's empty.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 47/100

The floor

No dancers, no stage, no action.

Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—zero across the board. There are no dancers working this venue. If there's a stage, it's empty.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

Club Harem is closed or doesn't exist.

Every metric is zero across the board. This isn't a bad club—it's not a club at all. Either it's permanently closed or the data is completely blank. Don't waste your time.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 56
  • Food 51
  • Performers 47
  • Value 55
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127 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for a night out, no frills Hit Club Harem on a Saturday with friends and had a good time. No cover charge is clutch, and the bartender kept the drinks flowing. The dancers were decent enough, though I've seen better elsewhere on the Block. VIP rooms upstairs if you want privacy, just don't expect luxury—it's a working club, not a resort.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming and a bit sketchy Went for my first time at a strip club here and left disappointed. The place is cramped, the dancers looked tired, and I got hit with a $25 drink charge just for sitting near one. Parking around the Block is a nightmare too. For the price and hassle, there are better options walking distance away.
60/100 SW score
Been better, been worse Club Harem's had some changes in management and it shows. Used to be more solid, but the talent's dropped off and the vibe feels worn. The lap dances are reasonably priced at $20, but the place needs better upkeep—cleanliness could be way better. It's still an option if you're already on the Block, but I'm checking out other spots more often now.
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