Club Isis

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rundown facilities with no redeeming qualities.

The property itself is a major letdown, with a grimy atmosphere and lack of amenities. The low capacity and poor parking options only add to the frustration. Unless you're desperate for a cheap spot to grab a drink, there's little reason to choose Club Isis over other options.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't salvage dismal food and poor service.

Despite a friendly staff, the service at Club Isis is marred by slow bar service and a general air of disorganization. The cleanliness and respect shown to patrons are also major concerns. Unless you're a fan of mediocre service, it's best to look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and overpriced drinks ruin the experience.

The food and drinks at Club Isis are a disaster, with overpriced and underwhelming options. The lack of quality and value is staggering, making it difficult to recommend even to the most adventurous eaters. If you do decide to try it, be prepared for a rude awakening.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Decent dancers overshadowed by subpar amenities and service.

While the dancers at Club Isis are a highlight, the subpar amenities and service bring down the experience. The VIP and dance value are also major letdowns, making it difficult to justify the cost. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the performers, it's best to look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Disappointing all-around experience with few bright spots.

Overall, Club Isis falls short in nearly every area, from its dingy facilities to subpar service. While the performers are a highlight, the lackluster food and drinks bring down the experience. Even fans of the dancers may find themselves leaving disappointed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.