Club Koyote

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience from the get-go.

The property itself is a letdown, with a cramped atmosphere and lackluster amenities. The location is convenient, but that's about it. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you'll be sorely disappointed.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disappointing service that falls short in many areas.

The service at Club Koyote is abysmal, with slow and unfriendly staff. The door service is a joke, and the bar service is just as bad. If you're looking for a friendly, welcoming atmosphere, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible drinks and food that's barely edible.

The food and drinks at Club Koyote are a joke. The drink prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. If you're looking for a good cocktail or a decent meal, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming talent with little to no interaction.

The talent at Club Koyote is underwhelming, with little to no interaction with the audience. The appearance style is unoriginal, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a lively, engaging performance, you'll be disappointed.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disappointment.

Overall, Club Koyote falls flat in every aspect. From the moment you walk in, you'll feel like something's missing. If you're looking for a memorable night out, look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.